friend: oh my mom doesnt let us bring drinks or food outside of the kitchen
me: my momma said i gotta come home right now immediately

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incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

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babyferaligator:

cool kid problem #38: having to stop in the middle of sex because you remembered a really funny meme and can’t stop laughing

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coffeencourage:

Valentines day will be CANCELLED Friday, February 14th, due to inclement weather and dangerous road conditions.

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volunruud:

when your crush walks by your house: 

image

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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

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Taylor Swift favorite lyrics per album: Speak Now. x (insp.)

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